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  • Oops! I think I'm seeing things differently. After your profile name, there is a big white space (except for the sidebar) before the profile information.

    Sorry for the confusion.

    : )

    April 8, 2010

  • Except for the strange white expanse above.

    Why is that there?

    April 8, 2010

  • Does it sprinkle sprinkles as well? Or is that something different?

    April 6, 2010

  • '...biodegradable utensils are made from 80% non-GMO corn starch and 20% other biodegradable fillers and can handle hot foods and liquids up to about 190-200 degrees F'

    Only $5.

    April 6, 2010

  • A chip fork:

    April 6, 2010

  • :-)

    That's happened to me too in the past, except the words didn't come back.

    April 5, 2010

  • Is there any way to delete pronunciations? There are some pretty offensive ones on lollissimo.

    April 4, 2010

  • He was the very model of a Modern Surgeon General.

    He doesn't get an army or a navy or an arsenal

    There's no one who salutes him or who even keeps his coffee warm

    He spends his day at work, attaching ribbons to his uniform.

    -(I didn't make this up, but can't remember where I heard it either...)

    April 4, 2010

  • ♥hug♥

    April 3, 2010

  • 'The funeral clown was paid to dress up as the dead person, wear a mask of his face, and dance about acting like him. The Romans believed that this would placate the spirits of the dead and bring joy to the living. As the funeral processed, the funeral clown would run alongside the corpse with other clowns making jokes and mimicking the dead. Some clowns were very highly regarded and even got to mock the emperor at his funeral. They were well paid and an oddly happy diversion from the clowns regular job as the head of a mime troupe.'

    Phew! What a job!

    April 1, 2010

  • *throws tantrum as the magical effect of the wand is so cruelly and thoughtlessly revealed*

    March 31, 2010

  • *swoons*

    March 31, 2010

  • Now that is a versatile voice! ;-)

    March 27, 2010

  • You hauled what??????

    March 26, 2010

  • Ouch! I think I burnt myself with the hotness overload.

    March 24, 2010

  • Sorry. Guess we didn't realise suggestions and opinions were unwelcome, even if 'names for guys which convey sexiness' is a matter of opinion.

    March 24, 2010

  • You need a hug...

    *hug*

    March 23, 2010

  • An Englishman, an Irishman and an Australian walk into a bar.

    The barman says, "Is this some kind of bloody joke?"

    March 20, 2010

  • Is skip still around??

    *looks about frantically in the manner of one trying to find something that has been long lost and missed*

    March 20, 2010

  • Are profiles going to have all their comments back again? I kinda miss that...

    March 18, 2010

  • Ireland has no snakes because St. Patrick banished them to Australia.

    March 18, 2010

  • Wasn't this profile deleted?

    March 17, 2010

  • That's a gorgeous car. Looks like something out of a matchbox.

    March 17, 2010

  • Yum!

    March 16, 2010

  • Were they on steroids or something?

    March 16, 2010

  • Sydney Harbor doesn't look half as pretty as Sydney Harbour anyway.

    March 16, 2010

  • Would you mind checking my capitals too? Please?

    March 15, 2010

  • Need I say more?

    March 14, 2010

  • As a vehement bird lover, what is your opinion of Hitchcock's film The Birds, or better yet, duMaurier's book on which the film was based?

    Just wonderin'. ;-)

    March 14, 2010

  • *resists chopping down tree just to be mean*

    March 14, 2010

  • Sorry, I already have. ♪But I did not shoot the deputy.♪ I promise.

    And I'm watching those whirly skirts from afar.

    *glares around suspiciously* *twirls pistols like a pro*

    March 13, 2010

  • I'd watch out it I were you, because I might just pull an imaginary gun out of my imaginary holster and shoot you with a very real anti-spammer bullet.

    Oops. Too late.

    March 13, 2010

  • It is said that if you peel a banana backwards you don't have problems with those annoying stringy bits.

    March 13, 2010

  • Wow, what a story! I just woke up and now I think I'll go back to bed.

    ;-)

    March 13, 2010

  • Me next!!

    March 11, 2010

  • 'You can substiture lamb for dog. The taste is similar, but not as pungent.'

    Charming.

    March 11, 2010

  • It's fairly common but also known as side collision.

    March 11, 2010

  • Seriously, is there any name as sexy as Marky-Marko Paolo Bil?

    March 11, 2010

  • Hah!

    March 11, 2010

  • Haha. Actually, this list has been on hold for a while because I wasn't (and still aren't) sure which poisons to include and which ones to leave out. I mean, if I were to add every poison in the world, you might as well go read the official lists and then I'd have to find where to draw the line between poisonous and non-poisonous, considering water and sugar are also poisons just to name a few. It all depends on the amount ingested.

    I suppose you could consider these 'my favourites' but at some stage, I'll probably get around to refining the list and making it more specific

    March 11, 2010

  • Are they hyphens still behind the bananas?

    And where did that tarantula go? Fried tarantula with hyphen on top is a delicacy.

    March 11, 2010

  • Simple. I'm the closest relative to hyphens so I should get it.

    March 10, 2010

  • A little toy= 'toilet'

    March 10, 2010

  • I like this list. It's a pretty collection.

    March 10, 2010

  • Greenland- hahahahaha!!!

    March 10, 2010

  • *blows kisses in luff bubbles*

    I'm sorry. :'(

    March 10, 2010

  • Ok! Will remember for next time. Thanks.

    March 10, 2010

  • Another list gone. I'd say more, but I don't trust myself right now.

    :(

    March 9, 2010

  • Sorry! It's a bit bigger than I thought!! Is there any way to delete it?

    March 9, 2010

  • March 9, 2010

  • Six and seven and eight and bunch!

    Here they come and they wanna go cold.

    March 9, 2010

  • You have to be careful with snarkmarks. They have to be crispy but not crunchy, and sweet but not sugary. I prefer to use a good snortmark myself, but they don't really have the same effect as a sarcmark either. They're a lot less spicy.

    March 9, 2010

  • What's wrong? Are you ok??

    Here's an underscored hug to help you feel better: *h_u_g*

    March 9, 2010

  • I played this once too. I got sent to hospital.

    March 9, 2010

  • Soon to become the world's largest underwater museum.

    March 8, 2010

  • Do these trees deserve a special spot on your list?

    March 8, 2010

  • xanax?

    Hah! I remembered.

    March 8, 2010

  • besotted

    March 8, 2010

  • Cavendish Bananas are named in honour of William Cavendish, 6th Duke of Devonshire, who acquired an early specimen, and from whose hothouses the cultivars were developed for commercial exploitation worldwide.

    wikipedia

    March 8, 2010

  • Is this some sort of SPAM code?????

    Because if it is, you can push off.

    March 7, 2010

  • oops... ok...

    ;-)

    March 7, 2010

  • According to Wikipedia they taste sort of like raspberry.

    March 7, 2010

  • Yes, but what do they taste like? Potato? Tomato sauce?

    I must confess I have never seen, let alone tasted a red banana.

    March 7, 2010

  • *jumps after flying sandwich and cupcake with mouth open*

    March 7, 2010

  • 'Does your Pepsi lack pep? Is your Coke not the real thing? India's Hindu nationalist movement apparently has the answer: a new soft drink made from cow urine...'

    -Times Online, Feb 2009

    March 7, 2010

  • I love this list! But am not entirely sure why... : )

    March 7, 2010

  • hahaha! Love your pronunciation on sionnach!

    March 7, 2010

  • PREPARE THE FUNSHIPS FOR INVASION!

    March 6, 2010

  • The link isn't working and there's no edit button so URL:

    http://petssionate.blogspot.com/2008/07/animal-hairstyles.html

    March 6, 2010

  • link

    March 6, 2010

  • 'A Paris-based fashion designer created an entire collection of edible clothes made out of bread. Jean-Paul Gaultier made everything from haute couture shoes to bras. Isn’t that literally inviting someone to eat you up.'

    Even more disturbing.

    March 6, 2010

  • 'Developed by Philips Design, these garments through “emotional sensing,” can read and project wearers’ emotions.'

    Disturbing.

    March 6, 2010

  • Hah! Tragic, isn't it?

    March 6, 2010

  • September 9.

    March 6, 2010

  • schlep?

    March 5, 2010

  • Is there anything more annoying than a really random Random Word? Like emmessions?

    March 4, 2010

  • Google is your friend. Do some research.

    March 4, 2010

  • Oops, that always happens to me but I don't know why.

    This is the URL: http://www.theage.com.au/world/is-it-a-bag-is-it-a-toilet-no-its-a-peepoo-20100303-pixw.html

    March 4, 2010

  • Is it for Australia too? Because I've missed it.

    March 4, 2010

  • '...a biodegradable plastic bag that acts as a single-use toilet for urban slums in the developing world.

    Once used, the bag can be knotted and buried, and a layer of urea crystals breaks down the waste into fertiliser, killing off disease-producing pathogens found in faeces.'

    Link here

    March 4, 2010

  • ?

    Sorry!

    March 4, 2010

  • goo

    March 4, 2010

  • When is National Grammar Day? Is it real?

    March 4, 2010

  • Wait, did you mean this list?

    *is confused and flustered*

    March 3, 2010

  • Now that my curiosity is tickled, the link won't work! Can you repost it Milos?

    March 3, 2010

  • I love your list of Scripted Apathy!! I don't know why I haven't come across it before.

    March 3, 2010

  • Hah! I wonder if I can even find one of those.

    March 3, 2010

  • I want to start a hat collection. This list will be my guideline!!

    :-)

    March 3, 2010

  • Not sure about changing the world...

    March 3, 2010

  • *chauffeurs*

    March 3, 2010

  • What sort of twisted person hangs around on a website they hate, anyway?

    March 3, 2010

  • You can't spell.

    March 3, 2010

  • Watch me.

    Go away.

    March 3, 2010

  • THEN GET LOST

    March 3, 2010

  • Worked for me! Good suggestion.

    March 3, 2010

  • And yet, 'who am' when speaking in first person would be grammatically correct, wouldn't it?

    I, who am also interested about its modern usage, was unable to find anything that would shed light upon the matter. Perhaps when people contracted it, it became who'm, which sounded too similar to whom and was confusing. But that hardly seems an excuse to defy the rules of grammar.

    March 2, 2010

  • tea cosy?

    March 2, 2010

  • Oh, it's default. Sorry for not reading.

    I feel inclined to click every link on a page just to turn them black and more soothing.

    March 2, 2010

  • This bright blue is hurting my eyes, especially on the word page. Is it the new default, or only temporary?

    March 2, 2010

  • Has Tiara really gone? Or just withdrawn from the social circle for a little while?

    March 2, 2010

  • Interestingly, in French, 'She helps me' translates to 'Elle m'aide'. I thought this had something to do with the etymology of this word, but it doesn't seem so... And yet, the co-incidence seems a bit too uncanny.

    *muses*

    March 1, 2010

  • (oops...forgot the question mark)

    March 1, 2010

  • sharpener

    March 1, 2010

  • Mahler's First

    February 28, 2010

  • Got directed here after searching '?'. Is this a bug, or are you meant to get a random word each time?

    February 27, 2010

  • Yum Yum. You missed out!!

    February 27, 2010

  • Those who can, do. Those who think others can, teach.

    February 27, 2010

  • Can anyone here juggle?

    February 27, 2010

  • Yes, exactly. The mystery is why it only happens to me!

    *wail*

    February 27, 2010

  • I dooo, I do I do I do I do I dooo

    February 27, 2010

  • Nothing can be done, I hate to say. :-( It's gone and lost forever because I managed to somehow delete it from the database altogether.

    February 27, 2010

  • I would like to edit my spelling of 'definitely' but it's not possible right now.

    !

    February 27, 2010

  • I think we should still be able to edit comments, at least for 24 hours after posting them. It would be ideal if you could somehow prevent 'editing' comments by deleting everything, but the edit button was definately useful.

    *wipes gross gooey mark away*

    February 27, 2010

  • I always thought it was about James Reyne (or Rain?).

    February 27, 2010

  • *note to self: use this word today*

    *and tomorrow*

    *and possibly the day after too*

    rt: Ha! New Winter Olympic event?

    February 26, 2010

  • Oh yeah...that's right...

    You should be proud of yourself.

    :-)

    February 26, 2010

  • Love the accent gang! King Hubert The Umpteenth would be proud.

    February 25, 2010

  • Haha! How things grow!

    *meditates*

    February 25, 2010

  • bucket?

    February 24, 2010

  • Does anyone genuinely believe in vampires in the first place? And if there is, would they really accept the 'leech-for-vampire' substitution? Surely vampires are very different to leeches.

    February 24, 2010

  • pink

    February 24, 2010

  • Someone had told me, when I was very little, that Italian dressing was tomato sauce and mayonnaise mixed together.

    February 24, 2010

  • flannel

    February 23, 2010

  • *Packs caravan*

    Who wants to drive? (No babies allowed, sorry.)

    February 23, 2010

  • *Packs Panda suit up for good*

    *sends it to the North Pole*

    *Rejects the call from RSPCA*

    February 23, 2010

  • HA!

    February 22, 2010

  • what?

    February 22, 2010

  • Personally, I don't really see young children being hooked to this site. Not that it's not fascinating etc, but little kids have other things to do like go outside and play games and stuff.

    February 22, 2010

  • Just making sure bilby hasn't scarred you for life!

    ;-)

    February 22, 2010

  • slick

    February 22, 2010

  • Are you ok Tiara?

    February 22, 2010

  • Hah! Who doesn't love a lamington?

    February 21, 2010

  • Tell me about it.

    February 21, 2010

  • Marky: It was one of my lists. :-( If it was a favourited list, I would be able to find it again.

    February 21, 2010

  • Is there anything we can do about disappearing lists? In my Wordie/ Wordnik life, I have had about 5 lists vanish on me two of which were in the past couple of days. It happens when a) I try to alphabetise the list (though sometimes it works) or b) when I add a word.

    It is unbelievably frustrating because those words can't be retrieved and I would really appreciate anything that could fix the problem.

    February 21, 2010

  • Not a cake eater??

    *shock horror*

    Oh well. How about some nice umbrage to go with the sentiment instead?

    February 21, 2010

  • *hands tiara a shiny, white cupcake*

    February 21, 2010

  • *hands bilby a cupcake with sprinkles*

    February 21, 2010

  • I thought it was a shade of orange.

    February 21, 2010

  • How extremely disturbing!!

    February 21, 2010

  • acupuncture

    February 21, 2010

  • *bars door* Oh no you don't!

    *thinks twice about standing in the way of a wild marsupial and reluctantly moves aside before any damage can be done to someone*

    February 21, 2010

  • You smell like spam.

    Yuck.

    February 21, 2010

  • I think you both know too much.

    *psst* I'm pretty sure you just gave away her secret, bilby.

    February 21, 2010

  • *sigh*

    February 21, 2010

  • Who are you?

    February 20, 2010

  • If only 'if-onlys' weren't.

    February 20, 2010

  • Strange, isn't ich?

    February 20, 2010

  • (In case you uneducated plebians don't know, swinch is the technical term for swing ;-) )

    February 20, 2010

  • Swinging on the porch swinch on the porch?

    February 20, 2010

  • Do you speak fluent Latvian ruzuzu?

    February 20, 2010

  • *throws open the windows to let out the toxic fumes and clear the air*

    *extinguishes theremin*

    I think it's time to evacuate the hotel before the police arrive. Let's get moving!

    February 19, 2010

  • Now you've done it!! It's gone from trashing a hotel to bloody murder. Whatever will be next? -Wait, don't answer that!

    *sidles into corner to get away the chaos and destruction*

    February 18, 2010

  • Don't you guys feel bad about doing this? Have you no conscience at all? I mean, we can be sued for all this and that's our professional career down the drain (if you haven't clogged that already)!

    February 18, 2010

  • A warning against thinning paints:

    Michelangelo was painting the roof of the Sistine Chapel. However, he was being rather cheap and thinning his paints to save money. Suddenly, a big storm came and somehow rain got inside the Chapel and washed the ceiling and the walls of the paint, leaving them sparkling clean. A lightning bolt shot out of the clouds and knocked Michaelangelo off his ladder to the floor. He looked up and saw God... God said, "Repaint, repaint, and thin no more."

    You may have heard it before, or maybe not...but I think it's hilarious.

    February 16, 2010

  • Just shut up.

    February 16, 2010

  • I understand vegemite-virgins. Vegemite is, after all, somewhat exotic and is an acquired taste. But pavlova-virgins are simply deprived. I'm pretty sure it's universal stuff.

    February 16, 2010

  • Is Van Gogh meant to rhyme with mango? or off?

    February 15, 2010

  • Just for fun.

    February 15, 2010

  • If you're not too busy, can you pretty please fix the case of the first P and U in my name?

    February 14, 2010

  • I've been deCAPitated!! Help!!!!

    *collapses*

    February 14, 2010

  • Isn't she a he after all? Or should I say: isn't he a he like I thought? Is he actually a she? Is she really a he?

    *is confused*

    Where can I get a dontcry tat?

    February 14, 2010

  • *Yelp*

    February 14, 2010

  • Would our fans from the middle aisle please come back inside.

    February 14, 2010

  • Or even worse, the Apostrophe Flying Squid Squad.

    February 13, 2010

  • The sixth Vexample is particularly vexing.

    February 13, 2010

  • Quick- put her in the electric chair!

    February 12, 2010

  • I think we'd all enjoy some madness for a while.

    February 12, 2010

  • Fists (I think).

    (Thanks ruzu.)

    February 12, 2010

  • Is there an abbreviation for: 'refer to', in a similar way as cf. is 'compare with', or 'confer' and eg. is 'example'?

    February 11, 2010

  • *grabs video camera and carrier pigeon*

    February 11, 2010

  • Psst--I found her alone in her electric chair once.

    February 10, 2010

  • *washes Panda suit*

    *glares at it as it shrinks*

    February 10, 2010

  • What is the world coming to...?

    ; )

    February 9, 2010

  • Thanks so much for the link, sionnach! Fascinating.

    *gets hot mug of milk and curls up in corner of the couch ready to read*

    February 9, 2010

  • No worries. Take it easy! : )

    February 9, 2010

  • I got the sarcasm, but you probably didn't get mine. Have you heard of the Sarc Mark?

    Ok...but it's a bit strange being the first to comment on your own profile, and give a link to an external website. You probably haven't realised that Wordnik is being taken advantage of by spammers but if your intentions are actually sincere, then welcome to Wordnik.

    February 9, 2010

  • Actually, though spam is most commonly understood as unwanted or junk email, it can actually be used in reference to websites (which I'm sure you know very well)!

    February 9, 2010

  • SPAM

    February 9, 2010

  • Wait a moment, what about the KrAZ-255V monster?

    February 9, 2010

  • Thanks goodness. I was about to scream.

    February 9, 2010

  • Ah, bilby! But that is not so. I call to your attention, namely novels and musicians.

    February 9, 2010

  • I would really love to hear the justification for these criticisms, though they are probably not attainable.

    Haha! Morris Dancers indeed! (By-the-way, the link is showing up on the Zeitgeist page, but not here.)

    February 9, 2010

  • *creeps out of the Panda suit and slinks away*

    February 9, 2010

  • Çekoslovakyalılaştıramadıklarımızdanmıydınız has been looked up 34 times...

    The blog sure must be popular! ;-)

    February 9, 2010

  • Çekoslovakyalılaştıramadıklarımızdanmıydınız has been looked up 22 times...

    February 9, 2010

  • Yes! *cheers*

    February 9, 2010

  • Got it! But this time, I'm right!!

    February 8, 2010

  • Oops! Thanks.

    February 8, 2010

  • What is it?

    February 8, 2010

  • Whenever I try to make a link to another page using html, it always somehow links back to the page I'm on, and consequentially, when I click the link, the page re-loads. Is this a bug? or am I doing something wrong (though I'm pretty sure I'm not)?

    February 8, 2010

  • Maybe 'adulterous sexual intercourse' was too sophisticated.

    February 7, 2010

  • Not to me, not for me.

    February 6, 2010

  • Sorry, I'll get back into the suit. But I must warn you, I charge a dollar an hour. (Call me cheap, I don't care ;-) )

    February 6, 2010

  • Hah!

    February 6, 2010

  • Yum! I love your cupcakes!

    *hugs reesetee, then Milo and c_b and Pro and yarb and the list again*

    *sigh*

    February 6, 2010

  • *hugs yarb and Prolagus and reesetee and this list*

    February 6, 2010

  • Can I get out of the Panda suit and put c_b down now?

    February 5, 2010

  • Really?

    February 5, 2010

  • If anyone can actually muster the insanity to say any of these, please, please let us all know of your humiliation!! ;-)

    Hilarious list!

    February 5, 2010

  • You're so vain, obviously...

    February 5, 2010

  • How about a duet with the finches at a bridge Reese Tee?

    And I vote bilby manager.

    February 5, 2010

  • *deals* Nothing beats five-card umbrage. *deals*

    Ok. Out of peanuts, and we've never had fried onions (boohoo!). Sorry. But we do have plenty of fufluns. In fact, we have fufluns in such abundance, you make take them at will. Enjoy.

    February 5, 2010

  • No, it was about me. You're so vain! I mean, you probably think that song is about you. Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?

    February 5, 2010

  • Can I play the zither?

    February 5, 2010

  • It really is pretty when you hear it. Thanks.

    February 5, 2010

  • Milo, I would very much like to hear you pronounce your name. Do you take requests??

    February 4, 2010

  • Basically, the greater the number of statements understood by the general public, the less expertised the 'statement-maker' is. Right?

    February 4, 2010

  • *deals*

    And one for me, extra umbrage.

    February 4, 2010

  • Interestingly, pavlova and whipped cream are very nice together. We may both be right.

    February 4, 2010

  • I take umbrage at your umbrage and failure to accept the blatant truth. Dontcry won and that's the end of all of us.

    Another round anyone?

    February 4, 2010

  • I think clouds are very tasty, sort of light and fluffly like pavlova.

    February 4, 2010

  • Noooooo!Straight umbrage for me.

    And on that matter, I may deal out some extra umbrage for all the other losers.

    February 4, 2010

  • It turns out the singer was vain. Wasn't she? etc.

    February 4, 2010

  • Could anyone offer an etymology for this word?

    Edit: Apparantly it was originally a brand name, I think.

    February 3, 2010

  • But finding good spammers is easy.

    February 3, 2010

  • Call.

    February 3, 2010

  • But we are not a muse. Ever.

    February 3, 2010

  • I was thinking ruse, ruzu style.

    February 3, 2010

  • Everyone's just so vain.

    February 3, 2010

  • *flinch*

    February 3, 2010

  • :D

    February 3, 2010

  • Hah! Love this!

    February 2, 2010

  • And also very much like cutting spaghetti.

    February 2, 2010

  • Ack! So it did. How about reposting it?

    February 2, 2010

  • What?? Is the Santa Fox going? I'm a lot less poetic than ruzuzu and a lot less bilbyish than bilby, so can only settle for a really sincere and genuine: 'We wouldn't bear to see you go! Please stick around!!'

    :'(

    Things could only possibly go uphhill from now anyway.

    : )

    February 2, 2010

  • Yes, very oddly so.

    February 1, 2010

  • *hurls chutney into deep void of self absorption so that it can never be retrieved again*

    So there!

    ; )

    February 1, 2010

  • Wanna share??

    *snatches chutney away*

    There's no time for mercy! The world is ending! Unicorns are becoming evil! The sieve of Eratosthenes is failing!

    February 1, 2010

  • Unicorns turning evil? Or just plain disturbing like Charlie the Unicorn?

    It could indeed be quite a tragedy if all unicorns turned out like him. I mean, unicorns are the very foundation of the 'My Little Pony' world of rainbows and fairies and leprechauns. (Incidentally, I am now convinced that all of the women who dance for Michael Flatley are fairies.)

    February 1, 2010

  • From Genghis (a friend of Gangerh?) to Admetus are the cats from T.S. Eliot's: Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats and Andrew Lloyd Webber's musical: Cats.

    From Peppo to Thomas O'Malley, are some of the cats ravaged from my memory of The Aristocats.

    February 1, 2010

  • *applause*

    I'm blinded by your mathematical skill.

    February 1, 2010

  • jingle truck worked for me. Maybe you should try one more time.

    February 1, 2010

  • Oh... ok, thanks!

    February 1, 2010

  • How does OneLook work? I've never used it before.

    February 1, 2010

  • What an infliction! And to be your least favourite word too!

    February 1, 2010

  • The 66 marks are supposed to open speech, as far as I knew and 99 to close it. It looks a lot less awkward like that (but I suppose it also has a lot to do with what you were brought up with).

    February 1, 2010

  • Heh.

    :D

    January 31, 2010

  • Q. How do you know if your piano is going to be trouble?

    A. If it is a Kwai baby.

    January 31, 2010

  • I have to say, those two things are almost considered basics these days.

    January 31, 2010

  • I t-h-i-n-k- i-t l-o-o-k-s p-r-e-t-t-y.

    January 31, 2010

  • *Prays that one day these shirts will be manufactured for a Wordie/ Wordnik store soon*

    Edit: *realises that doesn't make sense*

    January 31, 2010

  • Haha! I love all these links, but as funny as the Parody Inspiration was, I suddenly feel sorry for the 'little retard tv'.

    January 31, 2010

  • Co-incidentally, I just heard this song in the car a moment ago.

    January 31, 2010

  • Alex. The lion!!

    From the film Madagascar.

    January 30, 2010

  • The name of the sabre toothed tiger from Ice Age.

    January 30, 2010

  • Also from Rudyard Kipling's: the Jungle Book.

    January 30, 2010

  • The tiger from Kung Fu Panda.

    January 30, 2010

  • The cat from Pinocchio.

    January 30, 2010

  • Out of the gate and off for a walk went Hairy Maclary from Donaldson's Dairy and Hercules Morse as big as a horse...Bottomley Potts covered in spots...Muffin McLay like a bundle of hay...Bitzer Maloney all skinny and bony...Schnitzel von Krumm with a very low tum...when suddenly, out of the shadows they saw SCARFACE CLAW!!

    -Hairy Maclary from Donaldson's Dairy, Lynlee Dodd

    January 30, 2010

  • I always thought he was cute.

    January 30, 2010

  • Garfield's ultimate rival.

    January 30, 2010

  • Also used as the name of Cinderella's cat.

    January 30, 2010

  • The name of the cat in Beatrix Potter's The Tailor of Gloucester

    January 30, 2010

  • The panther from Rudyard Kipling's: The Jungle Book.

    January 30, 2010

  • Also the cat in the film: Milo and Otis.

    January 30, 2010

  • Let me rephrase: Who in their right mind would buy something called Depleted Uranium Penetrator?

    ;-)

    January 30, 2010

  • Who would buy something called Depleted Uranium Penetrator anyway?

    January 30, 2010

  • What??

    *is completely outside*

    January 30, 2010

  • Sometimes, you sound vaguely like Richard Hammond.

    January 30, 2010

  • Mooo zoo.

    January 30, 2010

  • Hah, pantsful indeed!

    Just imagine: "Excuse me sir, would you mind very much if I observed the manner in which you wear your trousers? May I be permitted to take a few measurements?"

    January 29, 2010

  • Gosh! I wonder how she collected those measurements!

    January 29, 2010

  • Couldn't they think of something at least a little bit more imaginative?

    January 28, 2010

  • I wonder why I've just favourited this?? ;-)

    January 28, 2010

  • Heh!

    (Love the movie too.)

    January 28, 2010

  • And the cheese.

    January 28, 2010

  • Jinx bilby!!

    January 27, 2010

  • Spam Recipes

    January 27, 2010

  • Sweet Tooth Fairy

    January 27, 2010

  • Funny list Pro! I like it!

    January 27, 2010

  • Clever cookie!

    January 27, 2010

  • So he's not joking about the jumpsuit? I thought if he wasn't lying, he was just kidding.

    And I agree with what dontcry said. At least the guy's making an effort anyway, more than I can say about many modern artists.

    January 27, 2010

  • What happened to private notes?? Doesn't Wordnik allow them?

    January 25, 2010

  • Fairy!

    January 25, 2010

  • It doesn't sound that odd...in fact, it's nicely refined.

    January 23, 2010

  • I thought gulls v. buoys should be two serparate lists...? One for Buoys one for Gulls.

    (Nice list idea by the way!)

    January 23, 2010

  • Heh. Very funny.

    January 22, 2010

  • If nudiustertian is the word for the day before yesterday, what is the word for the day after tomorrow?

    January 22, 2010

  • Did you know that your profile is on private?

    January 22, 2010

  • Haha Milo(srdenstvi, not Milo chocolate)! Well, that's what happens when you take the time to read chocolate wrappers.

    *they mess up your mind...* ;-)

    What's Hershey's syrup?

    January 21, 2010

  • Well I can!

    But don't go by the website...it really turns you off. The good thing with Milo is that it doesn't have to overly-sweet artificial taste that Nesquik does, but unlike Nesquik it will not disolve in cold milk.

    (I can't believe you haven't heard of Milo!! I thought it was universal.)

    January 20, 2010

  • Twitter itself isn't so bad as long as it's not overused. I just cannot stand converting classics into tweets.

    January 20, 2010

  • Twitterature is one of the most pathetic and tragic and unoriginal publications of all time. It completely and utterly undermines the beauty of classical literature in every way, by changing the rich language into shallow and meaningless 'tweets' dotted with obscene words and phrases that can singularly destroy the personality of a character.

    God only knows the purpose of this book, considering that it not only tells thousand-page works of art with a few characters, but also destroys vital character developments and gorgeous descriptions. It ruins the endings of the books and consequentially, people would be less inclined to read the original. Sure Twitterature is meant to be 'humourous' but it's just not funny to see such great literary works demoted to 140 character blots.

    I could go on, but I won't. I'm getting sick just thinking about it.

    January 20, 2010

  • Could this belong on your "It Has a Name??" list reesetee?

    January 20, 2010

  • ???

    January 18, 2010

  • *whistles and says as airily as possible*

    Good luck I suppose with your pecking attack on reesetee.

    *ambles away still whistling and glancing over shoulder occasionally continuing vaguely*

    There's nothing to worry about at all...

    January 18, 2010

  • Thanks for the cupcakes on peckable. In return favour, I might alert you that a certain gull may be plotting a certain attack on a certain somebody partially responsible for a certain becupcaking incident.

    January 18, 2010

  • I have always been fascinated by books about words and language and that list is a dream come true, considering that sad limitations prevent me from collecting my own.

    January 18, 2010

  • I know, right?

    January 18, 2010

  • *backs away, then runs from page*

    January 18, 2010

  • Thanks! I'll take a look.

    January 18, 2010

  • hah! You said it bilbybuns!

    January 18, 2010

  • Example?

    January 18, 2010

  • Why don't you make it?

    January 18, 2010

  • Is there a list somewhere? of why gulls are better, then why buoys are better?

    January 18, 2010

  • Hahaha! *loves*

    January 18, 2010

  • Reverse psychology?

    January 18, 2010

  • :D

    *fling, toss, hurl*

    *manages to hit ruzuzu despite her valient attempts to escape*

    January 18, 2010

  • Woah...that just completed the nightmare of terminal burrowing.

    January 17, 2010

  • I certainly should hope not.

    *grotesquely exaggerated inflextion* Wanna bite?

    January 17, 2010

  • *nibbles cupcake delicately*

    Not to worry. I'll live.

    January 17, 2010

  • God have mercy on my poor soul!! If you're going to continue indulging in my discomfort I'm going to have a fit and leave this discussion herewith. Surely you cannot be that (forgive me) STUPID!!

    You must know very well what I mean...

    January 17, 2010

  • I feel like a teenage schoolkid having a dirty conversation behind an open desk lid. I don't know what some of the suggestions meant, and I can't think of anything to rhyme with it either...

    I'm sure you're all doing this to me on purpose.

    How about, through which the baby emerges.

    bilby: 'I wadded to tagalog but my bruvver wooded led me.' Hilarious!

    January 17, 2010

  • *flushes* Are you guys kidding with me? You do know what I'm talking about, don't you? You're not going to make me say it?

    January 17, 2010

  • Another question...how many dictionaries do you have, and in how many languages?

    What fills up this entomological literature shelf of yours?

    January 17, 2010

  • Getting warmer...

    January 17, 2010

  • But let's not forget Mr. Pronunciation lurking in the background! I suspect that he's bribed or brainwashed or tortured Mike into these evil misdoings. We must not let either of them out of our sight.

    January 17, 2010

  • A 'beef drink' in a jar (not bottle, jar) with exactly the same colour scheme as vegemite.

    January 17, 2010

  • *scream!*

    January 17, 2010

  • psst...try psychedelicatessen.

    January 17, 2010

  • Yes, I admit, my distant relatives do include the unreceived scoundrel UnnecessaryDash and the notorious SupererogatoryHyphen. I'm sorry to be related to such definite punctuation marks but you can't choose family, can you?

    January 17, 2010

  • Ok ok, very funny. How about regions of the anatomy? You get it.

    January 17, 2010

  • I can't believe that would be very pleasant.

    January 16, 2010

  • I thought so...

    UMBRAGE!

    January 16, 2010

  • And you musn't leave out the vegemite virgin and gangerhkinesis.

    January 16, 2010

  • Your list seems to be shamfree!

    Edit: I demand real free!

    Your list, Herne's heir, is sham-free.

    January 16, 2010

  • *humming*

    January 16, 2010

  • Goodness me, I think this horrendous occurence confirms Mr. Pronunciation's involvement! Poor, poor dontcry is going to pay for her happy moment with Mike.

    *over PA*

    Send out the funships,chained_bearcraft carriers and helicopterodactyls we have another case on our hands. Make sure to fly the fbharjolly rogers high.

    January 16, 2010

  • Do we have a flag too?

    January 16, 2010

  • Hah!

    But I take umbrage at not having enough sham-words to take umbrage at!

    January 16, 2010

  • My my my... uselessness made the list, he angered Mr. Pronunciation who has now destroyed our feature. Is the useless uselessness to blame?

    ;-)

    *cue dramatic music*

    Edit: Wait, no, I take that back. (I forgot we all contributed to the list.)

    January 16, 2010

  • Can I demand real e from that shame?

    January 16, 2010

  • Atrocity! I demand realwow!

    January 16, 2010

  • Umbrage! I demand realpoo!

    January 16, 2010

  • Outrage! I demand a realrock!

    January 16, 2010

  • Ack, don't worry. It's nothing short of the 'Wordie Treatment' (should that be Wordienik Treatment now?). Just think twice before posting links to promote yourself. Try using Wordnik for what it was made for. (Then you'd see that we're not so bad.)

    : )

    January 16, 2010

  • Gosh! Indeed, you're right. Summon the troops!

    January 16, 2010

  • Would 'divine intervention sniper' work as a sweet tooth fairy, or false teen fairy?

    January 15, 2010

  • Instruments I already know: piano, recorder and organ.

    Other two: harp and harmonica

    (and then follow all the other instruments like violins, pan flutes and drums etc... which I want to play.)

    January 15, 2010

  • Ah...bilby...you can never run from ruzuzu taunts!

    ;-)

    January 14, 2010

  • Good idea, maybe it will be!

    Actually, I was thinking harmonica.

    January 14, 2010

  • Yes, you were very lucky to survive. When your feeling more yourself, just give me the word and I'll bring ruzuzu and dontcry around for a chat. They helped with your survival. And yes, the doctor will be a spin doctor. (!) Meanwhile, just try and relax.

    (dontcry, how about using a mini-torspeedo instead?)

    January 14, 2010

  • Do you really have a harp??

    That's fantastic! If there were two other instruments I could learn, one would be the harp. : )

    January 14, 2010

  • Be careful doing that ruz... have you ever seen an angry frog rampage?

    January 14, 2010

  • You're in the Gangerhkinesis Hospital in Wordnik sweetie...now just lie still and the doctor will pop around soon. You've had quite a shock.

    January 14, 2010

  • Welcome back!

    January 14, 2010

  • So thorough mollusque! I take my hat off to you.

    January 13, 2010

  • I found some!

    Good luck lighting them.

    And we'll send some medics over as soon as we can to deal with the injuries brought about by dontcry's torspeedos. Seems as though not everyone heard her sweet, enchanting voice!

    ;-)

    January 13, 2010

  • On second thoughts, I could swing by and pick you up in the latest helicopterodactyl model myself.

    No sign of the funships. I think they've been shot down somewhere by the east coast.

    January 13, 2010

  • Geez you guys...I think you could do with a lifesaver 'round about now.

    Want me to swing one your way?

    (Is it possible?)

    January 13, 2010

  • Are there actually names given to types of co-incidences?

    January 13, 2010

  • Hey mollusque- just a question...

    You know I'm a great fan of that Panvocalics list, but you have to admit that some of the words there are pretty ludicrous, like counterpain or cotigulate or schizoneuran just to name a few. Are they all, really, legitimate words? or leaning towards the madeupical side?

    January 13, 2010

  • Um...maybe I'm mistaken along the line somewhere after reading what mollusque said, but I was always under the impression it meant...well...I'll just say ladies have it, men don't.

    ;-)

    January 13, 2010

  • I think gangerh has been kidnapped too!

    ;-)

    January 13, 2010

  • Hah! Actually, it's the Filipino language and while its spelling may look like a game (and a fun one at that), a pronunciation is here. (Do your best to ignore the suave American accent!)

    January 12, 2010

  • There's nothing like a good millymollypollywaffle with maple syrup in the morning!

    (The best ones are made with love by bilby ;-) )

    January 12, 2010

  • You're not alone bilby.

    (I have Firefox.)

    January 12, 2010

  • Heh! That's probably right.

    January 12, 2010

  • What is the OneLook 'bookmarklet' that I've been hearning so much about? I tried John's instructions here, but I just got re-directed to I miss wordie.

    What was supposed to happen/ what am I doing wrong?

    January 11, 2010

  • In Tagalog peck means something a little different...

    January 11, 2010

  • *applause*

    January 11, 2010

  • I like Oak milk.

    And yaks' milk is pink. Naturally.

    January 9, 2010

  • Back from Singapore bilbycake?

    : )

    January 9, 2010

  • I am totally aghast! Mr. Pronunciation has really let us down this time. You better add it to the list Pro.

    January 9, 2010

  • Oh. I thought it was French for 'china collie': a little ornament you put on your mantlepiece.

    January 9, 2010

  • Yay!

    *loves*

    January 8, 2010

  • Ok! But I need help thinking of a List Description.

    January 8, 2010

  • Ha!

    January 7, 2010

  • Is there a list of 'must needs'?

    There should be.

    January 7, 2010

  • I was passing a toy store the other day and there were two types of barbies on display. They were identical, except one had blond hair, the other had brown. The price was also a little different, the blond one costing ten dollars more than her counterpart.

    January 7, 2010

  • That is so, so tragic.

    January 7, 2010

  • And boxers in boxes?

    January 7, 2010

  • I don't think there is a specific word......?

    January 5, 2010

  • I'm happy to hear that at least one person has use for the Twitter feed. As for me, it doesn't do me any good but it doesn't do me any harm either. (I also think the statistics are fascinating, though they're so specific I still have doubts on their accuracy.)

    If anything, what annoys me the most are: firstly, the inability to delete comments but I assume that will come with time (?); secondly, the inability to delete entire lists. I have an awful memory and I cannot recall if this was a feature of YOW, but I'm pretty sure it is was. Finally, the difference maintained by words with capital letters. This makes having totally separate conversations on the same word possible and I find it just a tiny bit inconvenient. Also, the listing in the sidebar (the one that says first listed by etc.) is affected because for all you know, someone has listed the same words but with capital letters.

    Otherwise, all is pretty well and good. Progressions still to be made--but can't you say that about everything?

    Nice link, telofy, thanks!

    January 4, 2010

  • The sort of person who, when being drowned by a known attacker, will still come up for that last desperate breath and cry, voice thick with sincerity and passion, "I lerve you!"

    January 3, 2010

  • ^^ (sympathetic grin)

    *luffs*

    January 3, 2010

  • If you're particularly sensitive, it also works with flipping a coin (or even playing Rummikub).

    January 3, 2010

  • I love Scrabble and I love this list!

    Keep it coming!

    :-)

    January 3, 2010

  • Fascinating. I must try that!

    ;-)

    January 3, 2010

  • The next day, at the usual hour, Marius took from his closet his new coat, new pantaloons, his new hat, and his new boots; he dressed himself in panoply complete, put on his gloves, prodigious prodigality, and went to the Luxembourg.

    On the way, he met Courfeyrac, and pretended not to see him. Courfeyrac, on his return home, said to his friends: "I have just met Marius' new hat and coat, with Marius inside. Probably he was going to an examination. He looked stupid enough."

    -Les Miserables, Victor Hugo

    January 3, 2010

  • There is an extrememely amusing song by Jonathan Coulton, called Mandelbrot set. It is also a little helpful if you are not really a mathmetician.

    Pathological monsters! cried the terrified mathematician

    Every one of them is a splinter in my eye

    I hate the Peano Space and the Koch Curve

    I fear the Cantor Ternary Set

    And the Sierpinski Gasket makes me want to cry

    And a million miles away a butterfly flapped its wings

    On a cold November day a man named Benoit Mandelbrot was born

    His disdain for pure mathematics and his unique geometrical insights

    Left him well equipped to face those demons down

    He saw that infinite complexity could be described by simple rules

    He used his giant brain to turn the game around

    And he looked below the storm and saw a vision in his head

    A bulbous pointy form

    He picked his pencil up and he wrote his secret down

    Take a point called Z in the complex plane

    Let Z1 be Z squared plus C

    And Z2 is Z1 squared plus C

    And Z3 is Z2 squared plus C and so on

    If the series of Z's should always stay

    Close to Z and never trend away

    That point is in the Mandelbrot Set

    Mandelbrot Set you're a Rorschach Test on fire

    You're a day-glo pterodactyl

    You're a heart-shaped box of springs and wire

    You're one bad*** f******g fractal

    And you're just in time to save the day

    Sweeping all our fears away

    You can change the world in a tiny way.

    etc...

    January 3, 2010

  • Hey- welcome back!

    January 2, 2010

  • :D

    January 1, 2010

  • Poirot had a particular routine when opening his morning correspondence. He picked up each letter, scrutinised it carefully and neatly slit the envelope open with his paper-cutter. Its contents were perused and then placed in one of four piles beyond the chololate-pot. (Poirot always drank chocolate for breakfast - a revolting habit.)

    -Dumb Witness, Agatha Christie

    January 1, 2010

  • Algernon: All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

    Jack: Is that clever?

    -The Importance of Being Ernest, Oscar Wilde

    December 31, 2009

  • I could be wrong...but isn't America coming out with bacon-flavoured jam?

    December 31, 2009

  • Uh...well...about that... I haven't started any of my new books, but started one of my old ones instead. However, because I've already read it, I've stopped. (I don't mind half-reading a book if I have read the complete story before, especially numerous times. It's all complete in my mind.) You see, I can't bear the thought of, firstly, starting one of my new books and having it split and secondly, boring myself out of my brains reading a book I know back to front.

    December 31, 2009

  • Is cow tipping a sport or something?

    December 31, 2009

  • Haha! I like that one!

    December 31, 2009

  • I just changed it to Nicolas Sarkozy to be more specific.

    December 30, 2009

  • Ah...yes, the current president of France; the man who bears vague resemblance to Tony Shalhoub... I can remember his title, his appearance and even some of his words and actions but I always forget his name, regardless of how many times I repeat it in my mind, or write it, or say it.

    December 30, 2009

  • If you don't mind me asking marky, what do you have against butterflies?

    December 29, 2009

  • A SnugWow sounds heaps worse judging by the video!

    ;-)

    December 29, 2009

  • :D

    December 29, 2009

  • I like the idea! But there is always so much to choose from.

    December 28, 2009

  • Ah..yes, I suppose I should. I try, I really do...

    I'm going to start a book today, one that I won't possibly finish by December 31 and I'll see how I go.

    :-)

    December 28, 2009

  • The Pelican from Disney's the Little Mermaid.

    December 28, 2009

  • Maybe it's because my year is a straight vertical line of coloured circles and so when December-January hits, I have to travel up a whole years worth of space and I don't like having a book split over that.

    (How on Earth do you wake up one day in the middle of the year and suddenly think it's 2010? Talent, my friend. You have some talent. ;-) )

    December 28, 2009

  • Pronunciation: abc-defghi-jklmnopqr-stuv-wxyz

    Edit: and I'm pretty sure Big Bird was the first one to say this.

    December 28, 2009

  • Yay yarb! I knew there had to be someone else out there.

    December 27, 2009

  • I'm listening! Actually I'm reading and I'm very interested.

    Do tell.

    ;-)

    December 27, 2009

  • Yes, and I am positive that there must be someone who shares my sentiments.

    Anyone?

    December 27, 2009

  • When reading a book, I cannot read it from the end of December into the New Year. I can't read it over the transition of the years. I feel it tears the book in two so that it is, effectively, hanging in oblivion, not having been read in either time. To me, it's a disorder that must be avoided at ALL costs.

    December 27, 2009

  • ice-cream

    December 27, 2009

  • Now that is rather freaky...

    December 27, 2009

  • I wish I could tell you, but I'm waiting for the same thing.

    December 26, 2009

  • HAPPY CHRISTMAS ALL!

    December 24, 2009

  • Actually if you squeezed it, upon release it would sound a lot like a drunk and dying pig.

    No joke.

    December 24, 2009

  • Haha!

    No, I was going to suggest adding 'euvocalics' and 'supervocalics' but after browsing through 2000 or so words I found you already had them.

    December 24, 2009

  • I received both a rubber chicken and a binbag last Christmas.

    December 24, 2009

  • Ummm.........of course it is!!!

    heh.

    (Just in case you didn't actually know, or you weren't actually joking, he's the Fox from Super Mario Smash Brothers. I mean, who doesn't like playing that game? Honestly.)

    December 24, 2009

  • Please let us see that picture! I've taken a liking to bunnies, especially if they're Oolong.

    How about a unicycle, Ruzuzu?

    December 24, 2009

  • Could you ever so sweetly find me an Oolong Bunny that carries ice-cream on its head for Christmas? Please?

    December 24, 2009

  • from Super Mario Sunshine.

    December 24, 2009

  • You must be terribly busy Santa Fox, at this time of year, but I have a question to pose:

    Is this one of you relatives?

    December 24, 2009

  • ...

    December 24, 2009

  • You can't smoke Brie, can you?

    (Eel?)

    December 24, 2009

  • Why thank you, I'm touched. Sprinkles remind of fairies.

    :D

    Do you know, fairy bread isn't on the menu for the Christmas dinner this year???

    *cue gasps of horror*

    December 24, 2009

  • Do you microwave your croissants of put them in the oven?

    Edit: I doubt you fry them, but if you do, I'm not going to be the one to condemn it.

    December 24, 2009

  • Don't you think Hyphen would be rather offended by this over-use?

    haha gangerh! Nice one.

    December 24, 2009

  • Mumble's girlfriend from the film 'Happy Feet'.

    December 23, 2009

  • The main character from the film Happy Feet. Also see Gloria.

    December 23, 2009

  • An owl from Harry Potter. See Hedwig.

    December 23, 2009

  • I love Scrooge McDuck. I can't believe he's slipped my mind in the list Flights of Fancy.

    December 23, 2009

  • Edward the Emu's friend.

    December 23, 2009

  • An adorable character from a childrens book.

    Also see Edwina the Emu.

    December 23, 2009

  • The unhelpful mayor from Blinky Bill (Australian story written by Dorothy Wall).

    December 23, 2009

  • Poe is the name of the bird in the children's cartoon: Ruby Gloom.

    December 23, 2009

  • What's the name of:

    Edit: I don't think my picture is coming up. It's the one here

    Further edit: That link's not working either.

    It's a mini-movie called For The Birds by Pixar Animation. It's really cute and one of my favourites but I don't think they have names.

    December 23, 2009

  • That's not very nice!! Isn't he dreadfully cute?

    December 23, 2009

  • Hehheh!

    December 23, 2009

  • Ah...if you find out who this 'hyphen-hater' is be sure to tell me!

    ;-)

    December 23, 2009

  • hyphen

    December 23, 2009

  • Remember the obnoxious Maisy Mouse who evidently inhaled helium before every episode? Tallulah was one of her best friends. She's the chicken.

    December 23, 2009

  • Thanks!

    December 22, 2009

  • I seem to have the worst luck with lists. Again, Units of Language has vanished. I was trying to organise it alphabetically and I got a not found and then *POOF* it was gone.

    :-(

    December 22, 2009

  • That's ok then.

    December 22, 2009

  • Plus size spam?

    December 22, 2009

  • Last time I checked, the Loch Ness Monster ate it up. Could you get it to regurgitate the link for me?

    December 22, 2009

  • Hey, yarb...would you happen to know if BigFoot is a freemason too?

    December 22, 2009

  • Five little ducks went out one day,

    Over the hills and far away.

    Mother Duck said, "Quack, quack, quack, quack."

    But only four little ducks came back.

    Four little ducks went out one day,

    Over the hills and far away.

    Mother Duck said, "Quack, quack, quack, quack."

    But only three little ducks came back.

    Three little ducks went out one day,

    Over the hills and far away.

    Mother Duck said, "Quack, quack, quack, quack."

    But only two little ducks came back.

    Two little ducks went out one day,

    Over the hills and far away.

    Mother Duck said, "Quack, quack, quack, quack."

    But only one little duck came back.

    One little duck went out one day,

    Over the hills and far away.

    Mother Duck said, "Quack, quack, quack, quack."

    But none of the five little ducks came back.

    Isn't that a sad nursery rhyme?

    December 22, 2009

  • They're my favourite characters...they're so funny!

    Wait, I also like the King Julian.

    hmm...getting hard to choose.

    December 22, 2009

  • Yes, it fixed itself and the capital letters disappeared. All's ok! :-)

    December 22, 2009

  • 'Owl' as seen here.

    December 22, 2009

  • The rooster from Chicken Run.

    December 22, 2009

  • The leader of the Penguins of Madagascar. Also see lieutenant, rico and kowalski.

    December 22, 2009

  • Tweety bird/Woodstock: good ones!! My two favourite birds!

    December 22, 2009

  • Something wierd happened to your list. I added snipe and all the other birds flew away! I refreshed the page and only one returned!

    Is it just my browser?

    Edit: oh, did you happen to delete them, just when I entered a new one?

    December 22, 2009

  • Haha! Very sweet!

    Reading this thread, I was surprised to see how this song was interpreted. I have never thought of it as dark or patronising before. It just seems...well...a song of hope?: looking to the future, in a way.

    According to this source: There is a distinction between a Christmas carol and a Christmas song. A Christmas Carol has a fairly rapid, regular beat, which would, therefore, exclude a meandering, crooning song such as “White Christmas”.

    December 22, 2009

  • Ahh, well... we can't all be perfect...

    ;-)

    December 22, 2009

  • I don't know if my knowlege of birds (ficticious or not) is enough to fill a list, but I would certainly love to see one made! Would you?

    December 22, 2009

  • What do you think about ficticious birds, reesetee?

    December 21, 2009

  • A 'snipe' according to the new Pixar Film, Up, looks something like this.

    December 21, 2009

  • I positively adore this word when used as 'love'. But it really annoys me when people overuse it or use it for things they really don't luff deep down.

    And I especially like it when someone's accent disallows them to properly pronounce 'love' and thus producing 'luff' instead.

    December 21, 2009

  • *bok bok*

    December 21, 2009

  • Oh my dear Ru, when will you learn to cough anagrams into the bowl like all refined ladies and gentlemen? Alas! Am I forced to retrive my book of manners yet again?

    December 21, 2009

  • Oh. A bit of shame, really, but I'll get over it. How about resiliant?

    December 21, 2009

  • I could get used to this... where's the bus to nicest?

    December 21, 2009

  • I'm really not sure you want to know.

    December 21, 2009

  • Sorry for the abrupt and probably rather rude farewell. I was almost literally being dragged away from the computer as I was typing that and thus, I was unable to explain.

    You'll never catch me abandoning wordie (wordnik)!

    Anyway, I just went out of town for a while, and there was no internet connection. Thankfully, I'm back for Christmas!

    December 21, 2009

  • Yay!

    I love the intro.

    December 12, 2009

  • You make me laugh

    :D

    I'll miss all of you wordizens.

    December 12, 2009

  • Make a list of his bad days! Let's be cruel!

    *cue evil laugh*

    December 12, 2009

  • Wow, that's the sort of stuff you listen to? They're amazing. Lovely voices.

    December 12, 2009

  • Jack of all trades, eh? (or Jill?) Wish I could say the same for myself!

    Weaving?

    December 12, 2009

  • How'd you do that one frogapplause?

    December 12, 2009

  • woooooow! Stop feeding my envy! What class was that? Art? Mosaic? China? Smashing?

    Sounds a little difficult though.

    *concentrates on hammers and not oven plates or grouting*

    December 12, 2009

  • I'm sure there are. There must be at least one Chinese restaurant in every town. (Villiages, I'm not sure, but I'm saying there is.)

    December 12, 2009

  • Ha! Apparantly google answers everything.

    how much house can i afford?

    The financial crisis is so severe, people can now only buy parts of houses.

    December 12, 2009

  • A step up from fascinating.

    December 12, 2009

  • Please help my list Awesome Pronunciations! It's more of a Wordnik collection than my list and I am absolutely positive and terrified of missing a pronunciation. (-oops, mistyped that as pornunciation. Heh, I'm sure we wouldn't want that.)

    Good advice uselessness, for when I finally get a microphone.

    December 12, 2009

  • 'Broken China'????

    I'm in awe. I'm staggered. I don't know what to say.

    I can imagine the fun...

    *jealousy*

    December 12, 2009

  • Be careful! The razor is razor-sharp

    (The link probably won't work, but frogapplause offers good advice in the pronunciation)

    December 11, 2009

  • Thanks!

    :D

    I laughed!

    December 11, 2009

  • !

    December 11, 2009

  • Wow, so many words have been added in a span of-what- a few hours!! Thanks everyone!

    December 11, 2009

  • Ha!

    December 11, 2009

  • Thanks heaps!

    December 11, 2009

  • What is happening when I try to add words to a list and when the page reloads it switches me to another view? I'm not sure what it's called but it only shows me the list and links in basic html and I have to go back to my profile to get the normal view again.

    December 11, 2009

  • This is an amazing list. I can't believe I haven't come across it before!

    *Favourited*

    December 11, 2009

  • I had no idea there were so many knots! Nice collection.

    December 11, 2009

  • -ooh! Can someone pretty please record the 'Bridge Over River Kwai' whistling POW tune?

    December 10, 2009

  • Wheely.

    December 10, 2009

  • Briefly, in response to ththownse question, I'd like to point out that society is almost split when it comes to attitudes about homosexuals. Indeed, the world in general's almost split. Canada legalised homosexual marriages for example, though the rest of the world hasn't. What you have, is one part of society condemning homosexual behaviour, not, I think, for its 'vulgarity', but rather for the way that it defies the 'laws' of conventional marriage and sexual relations. However, there is a part of society that is all about acceptance and they fully support homosexual behaviour.

    December 10, 2009

  • The saddest goodbye song is one of the most simple (of course, that's just my opinion).

    December 9, 2009

  • Thanks mark! :-) Feel free to contribute as many pronunciations on the list as you see fit. There are many awesome ones yet to be discovered (and made, no doubt).

    December 9, 2009

  • Ha! You're so negative. Try to think of it as...chocolate, or mince meat.

    Edit: And it's a bunny, not a hamster. I made that mistake too.

    Further edit: After Image searching 'Oolong bunny' maybe it's carrying a pancake.

    December 8, 2009

  • They already think that marky!

    ;-)

    We love you bilby! Don't fret.

    December 8, 2009

  • hahaha!

    December 8, 2009

  • I'd like to see one.

    Please.

    December 8, 2009

  • Fantastic progression, no? Murder to murder to murder.

    December 8, 2009

  • See cailin.

    And never mention this to our good, sensitive friend Milosrdenstvi.

    ;-)

    December 7, 2009

  • Still a child at heart eh, bilby?

    Aren't we all.

    December 7, 2009

  • SPAM ALERT

    December 7, 2009

  • Being very fussy with ratios in food myself, I must admit that breaking ramen chained_bear style is reasonable, because it's for the overall benefit of the meal.

    I wonder what Chinese angels say about eating 'raw' ramen?

    December 7, 2009

  • Shapes take umbrage.

    December 7, 2009

  • Yay!

    December 7, 2009

  • Not many people can wiggle their ears. I certainly can't do that either. But I can bend almost all my fingers so the middle joint sticks out and if I push, it can go back nearly 90 degrees. hyperlaxity.

    December 7, 2009

  • I think so, bilby.

    Personally, I prefer spaghetti, but I have great respect for ramen too. They are all welcome at the dinner table in my house! (or the breakfast, or lunch table too ) ;-)

    December 6, 2009

  • Howsstuff rt?

    I think our friend gangerh needs one of your delicious conciliatory cupcakes on Schadenfreude.

    December 6, 2009

  • *rimshot*

    December 6, 2009

  • I always learnt it as BIDMAS: brackets, indicies etc...

    December 6, 2009

  • If it pleases and sparkles it must be a fairy!

    December 6, 2009

  • Apprarantly!

    December 6, 2009

  • For ramen, it's all about slurping. No cutting, no twirrling, just slurping no matter how long, so it's important not to sit with a straight back for once.

    December 6, 2009

  • Congratulations on that crown frogapplause! Use it wisely... I liked your pronunciation. ;-) It really annoys me when people say pasta with a short 'a' sound. They make it sound like some sort of commercial marketing blah-di-blah.

    Don't ask me why. It just is.

    December 5, 2009

  • Thank you John! I was going to comment about how disturbing they were, but I was running late for something.

    Say goodbye sirius.

    December 5, 2009

  • So people really do throw their pasta on the wall... hmmm...

    December 5, 2009

  • See umbrage.

    December 5, 2009

  • I'm actually getting pretty upset because I'm realising more and more that this spaghetti is never going to come, as much as I will it here.

    Willed spaghetti...

    Yum... Slurp...Twirl...Cheesify-

    But it's not to be. :-(

    December 5, 2009

  • Are you ok there gangerh?

    Do you need one of Reesetee's conciliatory cupcakes?

    December 5, 2009

  • Don't worry. I don't have a microphone either.

    But I WANT ONE TOO!!!!!

    December 5, 2009

  • Bring on the spaghetti!

    Please.

    December 5, 2009

  • *ties napkin around neck and gets special twirrling fork ready*

    *throws knife over shoulder*

    December 5, 2009

  • tintinnabulation?

    December 5, 2009

  • I still can't whistle!

    December 5, 2009

  • Exactly right! I'm glad you see. I'm still trying to find a way to Defy Gravity Elphaba style.

    December 5, 2009

  • That's the spirit!

    dontcry: hehe :-)

    December 5, 2009

  • Congratulations!

    December 4, 2009

  • Woah! Listen to the pronunciations from top to bottom on loud volume and tell me if you don't jump out of your skin.

    Edit: Well I've sort of warned you about it now...

    December 4, 2009

  • How do the statistics work on Wornik? Does someone count the number of times a word appears in the paper or something?

    Is it *gasp* madeupical?

    December 4, 2009

  • But that's exactly what it is!

    December 4, 2009

  • Hehehehe.

    Spaghetti in garlic hotdog is supposedly very nice.

    December 4, 2009

  • :D

    December 4, 2009

  • I think Wordnik would also do well to have more search options, such as search for lists, search for comments etc...

    December 4, 2009

  • Hee.

    December 4, 2009

  • Yay! Awesome pronunciation uselessness.

    December 4, 2009

  • G'day g'day,

    And how ya goin'?

    Whadda ya know?

    We'll strike a light.

    G'day g'day,

    And how ya go-oin'?

    Just say g'day g'day g'day and you'll be right.

    December 4, 2009

  • Is there a rule as to whether you twirl with your right or left hand. I switch between the two, depending on how big my twirl is turning out to be...

    Edit: Pro: you poet! (which I first mis-typed as 'pet' ;-) )

    December 4, 2009

  • Smooth. Not gooey like nutella, and not the sort or texture of peanut butter either. It almost blends in with the bread in a way that you don't even notice that you're eating it, except you feel that one side of the bread is rough and the other side is smooth.

    And never, under any circumstances, refrigerate vegemite.

    December 4, 2009

  • Honey.

    And the letters are there because of the root of the word. For example, colonel

    December 4, 2009

  • 'Slightly' bitter plus two steps I'd say. If you are going to to lose your vegemite virginity, I suggest starting with a very thin spread with rather a lot of butter. If you start with too much, you end up hating it for life, which would be quite a shame.

    (The Penguin (last time I checked anyway) is in the sandpit in the backyard)

    December 3, 2009

  • OMChin-aware is the new OMG.

    December 3, 2009

  • Besides, you can always lick the sauce off your walls in bilby style!

    ;-)

    December 3, 2009

  • The strands will inevitably dangle, and that's when you slurp them up, quietly of course.

    And just by the way, when you chop up your spaghetti, do you then spoon it up?

    December 3, 2009

  • Yes, I have always loved Pooh Bear and I always will.

    December 3, 2009

  • "Nothing, Pooh Bear, nothing. We can't all, and some of us don't. That's all there is to it."

    Eeyore, Winnie the Pooh, A. A. Milne

    December 3, 2009

  • "Well," said Owl, "the customary procedure in such cases is as follows."

    "What does Crustimoney Proseedcake mean?" said Pooh, "For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain and long words Bother me."

    -Winnie the Pooh A. A. Milne

    December 3, 2009

  • Try these

    December 3, 2009

  • That's what everyone says, but really it's quite ensmalling.

    __ to -.

    December 3, 2009

  • :{)

    December 3, 2009

  • What a grand sounding name.

    Edit: I tried to spell name three times. The first time, it came out as mane, then mean then amen.

    Further edit: *gets very back seat in middle*

    December 3, 2009

  • Heh, I see. We do. And ! always eat their food shouting. It's terribly noisy, not to mention messy. Eating spaghetti is an experience always accompanied by many strange glances in my general direction.

    I also have a habit of eating half a sandwich, then opening it up and eating the inside but that leaves me with plain bread which is very annoying. Surely you understand??

    December 3, 2009

  • Heh. You make me laugh.

    I'll be sure to try that next time, though I imagine it will be so much harder than plunging.

    December 3, 2009

  • Sure...

    December 3, 2009

  • oh.

    *feels small*

    But at least I'm Possible!

    *waves flag of bemusement*

    December 3, 2009

  • HA!

    *cues rotton tomatoes*

    or better yet

    *cues cupcakes*

    December 3, 2009

  • It's hilarious when you play them from top to bottom!

    choo choo twain

    choo choo twain

    CHOO. CHOO. TWAIN!

    December 3, 2009

  • How do you ensure only two or three strands get on your fork? Scrape them off the top then twirl? Do you twirl horizontally? Usually I plunge my fork into the middle of my bowl/plate and twirl vertically (which may or may not be considered 'uncivilized, oafish, and uncouth').

    December 3, 2009

  • Heeheehee. There's nothing like a few stereotypical jokes in the morning!

    Edit: Wait, that sounds a bit mean.

    December 3, 2009

  • Heh.

    December 3, 2009

  • Of course it's all a play on cultural sterotypes (which by-the-way, I find fascinating and amusing though sometimes offensive).

    I'm sorry, touched up on my research and I think that everyone knows now, that the Chinese did not invent spaghetti. I didn't think so, and I guess I'm right.

    December 2, 2009

  • Hang on, is gull wordie talk for girl?

    I think I'm confused. I thought it was just some strange obsession with gulls (birds).

    December 2, 2009

  • Delicious Filipino drink consisting mostly of ice, milk, red beans, chick peas, coconut shavings or slices, yam, rice and jackfruit. It's usually served with ice cream on top.

    Yuuuuumy!

    December 2, 2009

  • Do your pour the sauce before or after blending?

    Blended drinks remind me of halo halo.

    December 2, 2009

  • Sorry. Next time I'll wait until you're ready.

    December 2, 2009

  • Thank you.

    *eats cake from underneath, licks icing, eats the rest: the only way to eat a cupcake*

    December 2, 2009

  • *gasp*

    *faint*

    December 2, 2009

  • Ha! What sort of reactions do you get?

    December 2, 2009

  • Vegemite off a teaspoon is also delicious, but too much can destroy its power.

    Heheheh. I love the image of anyone with fistfuls of Nutella!

    Nutella and jam supposedly go very nicely together too: sweet with sweet I guess.

    December 2, 2009

  • HAHAHA!

    Oh Italians!

    Apparantly the Chinese made spaghetti first. I say the Italians perfected it.

    December 2, 2009

  • Well, that almost killed spaghetti for me. I remember when I was small, my mum used to make me eat the bone marrow of some exotic dish we used to have. I cried. No, I didn't actually, but it was pretty bad.

    And with the slurping issue, as long as it's quiet, short and doesn't flick up onto your face, spraying sauce around your nose, like a bolognaise moustache.

    Bilby, is there something about spraying spaghetti that ignites your creative genius or does the wallpaper add another flavour?

    December 2, 2009

  • So did I, but apparantly not.

    December 2, 2009

  • *makes mental note to try all these combinations*

    Mayonnaise goes well on apple as well. Incidentally vegemite matches apple too.

    December 2, 2009

  • I'm not sure about rt, but I consider it an insult to the spaghetti, and I'm sure the Italians can say something about it too. I was always under the impression if the dangling strands from the twirl around your fork are too long, you cut them with your teeth.

    I'm interested in other ways though.

    Does anyone actually have spaghetti with meatballs?

    December 2, 2009

  • Well I'm taking all the UMbrage, UmBrage, UmbRage, UmbrAge, UmbraGe and UmbragE I can, as well as all the stuff reesetee left behind.

    December 2, 2009

  • becupcakes reesetee. (who(m?) I think still hasn't gotten over the last becupcaking from the trebuchet)

    *sigh*

    Farewell cupcakes, farewell pig.

    December 2, 2009

  • *scream*

    December 2, 2009

  • YAY!

    *erratic applause*

    Coming on wonderfully! I love them all. Well done!

    :D

    December 2, 2009

  • Someoneone once told me that peanut butter and jam is good. I've had that many times, of course, and it's not bad, but on that particular day I misheard him and thought he said 'ham'.

    So I went trooping home for a nice peanutbutter and ham sandwich.

    For the record, it was actually very nice.

    But vegemite goes with ham and cheese beautifully all the time.

    *takes some of rt's spooned out pb*

    December 2, 2009

  • Snicker bars with griddle marks!

    hehheh

    December 2, 2009

  • Hear Hear!

    I use the 'proper' way, but without the spoon. I also had a friend who used the proper way, but she would pull her fork out of the spaghetti, leaving a little twirl on her spoon which she ate from.

    December 2, 2009

  • 1 year later: I'd like to point out that JKR has, to a certain extent, destroyed this word among the younger generation. You can make a perfectly decent, if not forceful, statement or complaint: "I take umbrage etc..." and your audience will roll on the floor laughing because they have an image of you taking Professor Umbridge.

    Of course it depends on the general age and maturity of your audience, but it annoys me rather a bit.

    December 1, 2009

  • *becupcakes marsupial as he scampers away*

    Mind your own business! It wasn't my fault my pig found my store of alcohol! He was dying anyway I tell you!

    December 1, 2009

  • Someone told me today that bad Underscores become Hyphens.

    That's not true is it?

    Is it?

    I'm not bad.

    I'm really not.

    I promise.

    December 1, 2009

  • What is wrong with the third pronunciation from 'Onomatopoeia'? It sounds like a drunk and dying pig.

    December 1, 2009

  • Awwww, is poor little big ears upset?

    ;-)

    Mind you, you were the one who put droopy drawers in her name.

    Yay! We have progressed to the stage of optimism. How this discussion has evolved!

    Heh.

    December 1, 2009

  • Hehheheheheheh.

    (not phony)

    December 1, 2009

  • Cape horn voice. I think. I'm not so sure anymore. It might have been somewhere in the middle.

    *sits in idle contemplation*

    December 1, 2009

  • Marmite maidenhead. Losing vegemite virginity would be a pleasant experience. Obviously.

    December 1, 2009

  • *resists licking self clean*

    *loads chocolate and fairy cupcakes in a trebuchet*

    *flings mightily at rt*

    *sits back to enjoy the chaos, sipping a martini scornfully*

    December 1, 2009

  • That is disgusting.

    Now I have more reason to dislike Harry Potter... and Ginny Weasley

    December 1, 2009

  • Chicken catch-a-tory! Hahahahahaha!

    December 1, 2009

  • Snap! There goes my spelling again, out the window. I wonder how I could have possibly gotten that wrong, maybe something to do with my lousy pronunciation?

    'statistician'

    Oops. It's Foxy's statistician hat. Sorry Foxy.

    P.S. Funny picture.

    November 30, 2009

  • You've been awfully quiet lately.

    All going ok?

    November 30, 2009

  • Nibble off opposite corners and place one end in mug of boiling water. Suck the water up the Tim Tam, melting the chocolate and burning your fingers in the process. The first person to finish their Tim Tam wins.

    November 30, 2009

  • Yes. That would be unforgivable.

    November 30, 2009

  • Well...I'm never going to be bored again, not with this fantastic list. I mean, who wouldn't want to do these things! I never thought exercising and exorcised ghost would be so fun!

    November 30, 2009

  • Cool! I'm gullible! Sell it to me! I must have the Brooklyn Bridge! I must, I must!

    November 30, 2009

  • I think I might just take regular old umbrage at that remark too. Umbrage hog.

    Nyah!

    Taking umbrage isn't as hard as I thought. It doesn't burn calories, but I think I may do it more often.

    November 30, 2009

  • Really? I'll read it for sure at some point, but I've been banned from buying anything at the moment due to some erratic spending I've done in the recent past.

    November 30, 2009

  • Would you happen to know the Johnathon Livingston Seagull?

    November 30, 2009

  • How about sionnach's statician's hat?

    *puts on big booming voice*

    CORRELATION IS NOT CAUSATION

    or maybe a Santa hat- no hang on, I've GOT IT! Easter Bunny ears!

    Although I'm sure those big leathery ears are good enough.

    November 30, 2009

  • Can I have a bit of that iLife 2.0? I intend to develop it into an iLife 3.0 and maybe I may need some for my own... ahem... personal reasons...

    November 30, 2009

  • I don't think I've ever taken umbrage before.

    So I take Umbrage at that.

    November 30, 2009

  • Ha! I thought that too for a moment but then I was struck to the bone by the disturbing thought of unicorns and fairies eating skittles. *crunch crunch*

    ew.

    November 30, 2009

  • Milo or Nesquik?

    For me, it's Nesquik on a hot day, and Milo on a cold night, a mix of both on a cold day and a hot night.

    November 30, 2009

  • I told you so.

    ;-)

    What's the afterlife like?

    Vegemity? Cheesy? iSnaky?

    November 30, 2009

  • Yes yes yes yes yes!

    Yum. My mouth is watering. I have to go before I drool all over the keyboard.

    You won't find me refusing anything grilled. Not even cake. As long as the grill marks are a dark brown or even black.

    November 30, 2009

  • I'd say so. There's too much at stake* in the afterlife to suddenly turn around and denounce the rumour.

    Besides rumours do take a lot of umbrage.

    I would know.

    *stake: burnt at the stake: hell: afterlife... geddit?

    November 30, 2009

  • We miss you too bearness.

    November 30, 2009

  • Oh the agony of defeat! I know it well.

    November 30, 2009

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